Latest Tweets:
WOYD
1. Keychains. Officemates give souvenirs from their trips out of town/country. See the Baguio weenie? Hihi.
2. GPOYeveryday
3. UAAP Tumblers. UP, DLSU, ADMU, UST. (condom and lubes storage jk)
4. Oona the stress releaser oink
5. Umm…shades?
6. Anik-anik section. Crayons, toothbrush, jejepens, collected dust.
7. Popo the Beary bank. Beside him is a space shuttle massager from Grace. (She’s leaving for good next week =()
8. A Reader’s Guide to Contemporary Literary Theory. It’s always under my hand, literally.
9. Books of the Week/Day/Month. Mostly chick and pop lits.
10. Tissue, shower gel, lip gloss. Wait, that does not sound nice.
Ang Tunay Na Reyna
“Kaya umalis-alis ka na sa trono ko, dahil nagbabalik na Ang Tunay Na Reyna!”- Catherine, Iisa Pa Lamang (2008)
Adulteress
“Nangyari na ang nangyari. Hindi mo ako pinilit. Pero maling-mali!”
- Lena, Kailangan Kita (2002)
(via apieceofcupcake)
So bumili ka ng 38k-peso iPAD just to accesorize it with this iCADE and play PacMan? #dikoalamkungcoolorstupid
A doll is a word
But it’s for girls, your uncle said, drawing what looked like a smile of disappoinment. You could have wished for a robot, matchboxes, action figures. There’s Shaider, Thundercat, Bioman. Why this Alladin?
But Tito, Alladin’s a boy, you said, trying to save face in an army of all-male cousins. You were seven years old then. It was Noche Buena. The house roared with sounds of remote-controlled cars. You did not finish the spaghetti and locked yourself in the room, trying to forget the embarrassment as you turn him from pauper to prince.
Eighteen years, twenty floods, and a hundred cousin wars, he bore the pains and stayed, watching you armlessly in the corner of the cold, gray room.
What’s In Your Bag?
I feel naked whenever I go out bag-less. It’s like you’re facing the world not ready with the hassles that may come your way. Hence I’m starting the year exposing the weaponry that allows me to somersault, smile, and say f*ck off to problems.
1. Blair, the SE w595. The best phone I ever got.
2. Lily, the D3000. I’m still shy showing them to people ‘cause I’m a lame newbie.
3. Check wallet from Topman. It stores a dozen of cards, 100 pesos, ID’s, and two Frenzy condoms. LOL
4. Nivea Lipgloss. My (French) kisses taste like sweet melons.
5. 2010 SB Planner, which has just been replaced by the Witty 2011 planner. Bearer of budget projections, landescapades, tough secrets, FLAMES tests, drawings of my fugly enemies.
6. Umbra the Automatic Umbrella. I can always spare a cute, charming guy from getting wet.
7. Contact lens dish. So my eyes won’t hurt during occasional sleepovers.
8. BARE perfume from F&H. I spray fifty times a day so buying pricey perfumes is impractical, if not salary depleting.
9. Clean & Clear Oil Film and SPF 50. Solutions to my oily face curse.
10. BENCH FIX styling gel. I use it when my hair is short.
11. Assorted pens. I love writing on immaculate white cr doors and bus seat covers.
12. Doraemon bag padlock. I’m so afraid of lumpens and high-class magnas.
13. USB. So I can trade songs and porn clips effortlessly.
14. Apple USB chord. Hmm. 100+ cute points from Apple user-friends
15. Kleenex. To wipe sweat, dirt, and _____. LOL
16. Eyeglasses of the season. This time it’s a fake Ray Ban wayfarers from ‘las banchettas’.
17. Blaine, the iPod Nano. The best transport/gym companion.
18. Dean, the HP mini. The most important item I always bring. It’s as cute and as versatile as me!
